Nov
15
7 Things About Guns And Weapons That You Would Never Know Without TV
- Guns are like disposable razors – if you run out of bullets just throw the gun away. You can always buy a new one.
- If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition – even if you haven’t been carrying any before now.
- Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
- Wearing a vest or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.
- All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
- When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.
- Rather than wasting bullets, Megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.