A Vitamin Joke

For a while there were vitamin commercials on television. I’m not talking about women and the recommended prenatal vitamins, I’m talking about multi vitamins. I don’t see them anymore. Ironically, we’ll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour to make up for lost [...]

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Three Things About Chase Scenes You Might Not Know Without Television

You see folks on a treadmill from time to time on television. A scene with a character exercising isn’t nearly as interesting or amusing as a chase scene. Have you ever noticed these things? • If the person you are chasing has just taken the elevator down from the 20th floor, you will be able [...]

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The Reality Of Job Hunting

Did you ever notice that on television that don’t really show characters trying to find a job? It’s true. They will mention characters being unemployed but they don’t usually get into the reality of job hunting and interviewing. They could make a reality show out of what not to do on interviews. That could be [...]

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Eight Things You Would Never Know About Personal Appearance Without Television

• In the 19th century, long before sunbathing became fashionable, men and women already had tan lines and white bottoms. • The most beautiful girl in school will never be able to get a date. • You can tell if somebody is British because they will be wearing a bow tie. • If you are [...]

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Restrictions On Times Certain Commercials Can Be Shown

It seems that commercials for products and services related to weight loss products are on the rise. Recently they’ve begun trying to pass law in Spain stating that commercials for some diet and beauty products would not be able to be shown before 10 pm. The reasoning is that they don’t want to encourage “body [...]

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Three Things You Would Never Know About Guns Without Television

• One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man. • Wearing a vest or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets. • If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river – or even a bath. German bullets [...]

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Subway Commercials

For a long time one of the biggest weight loss success stories out there was that of Jared and Subway. It had been said that Jared lost over 200 pounds just by eating Subway sandwiches for lunch and dinner. I don’t recall any mention of exercise or fitness equipment but would think he must have [...]

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Six Things You Would Never Know About The Police Without Television

• During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. • The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective – or give him 48 hours to finish the job. • A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. • During [...]

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Will A Decrease In Acne Commercials Bring A Decrease In Breakouts?

I used to see commercials for acne products on television all of the time. I’m guessing that industry is changing, as are many others, because I don’t see many commercials for those types of products any more. Rather than commercials people are turning more and more to the internet. There are now websites devoted entirely [...]

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What A Dish!

When it comes to casual entertaining I never gave much thought to food presentation, particularly what I’m serving the food in. I’ve usually used whatever bowl or dish fit whatever I was serving best, also keeping in mind easy clean up and leftover storage. I didn’t realize until we had a small party at work [...]

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