• In the 19th century, long before sunbathing became fashionable, men and women already had tan lines and white bottoms.
• The most beautiful girl in school will never be able to get a date.
• You can tell if somebody is British because they will be wearing a bow tie.
• If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at age 22.
• In the 23rd century, all humans will be beautiful. Humanity will make up for this by wearing awful clothes.
• Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
• Extremely beautiful and intelligent women are likely to become either prostitutes or welders.
• Dinosaurs only eat ugly or immoral people.