• During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
• The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective – or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
• A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
• During a murder investigation lasting several weeks it will not be necessary for detectives to go home at any time to eat, sleep, shave or change their clothes.
• Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
• Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.